It was hauntingly good enough to convince me to get it. I decided to livetweet the whole playthrough without giving away too many spoilers, and since I'm writing this review long after I've played the game, our adventure begins with a tweet from 2 months ago:
Time to start my weekend.. BASTION AWAITS :DFor "weekend", substitute "Friday night games".
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 12, 2013
Destructible environment: check. Hammer wielding kid: check. Me: happy :3Kid waves his trusty hammer about, smashing things as he goes.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"He finds another. He finds me." WHATKid smashes through debris, finds a bar. He defends himself against magical turrets, before taking a leap of faith. Picks up a few more weapons, before reaching the Bastion, where the town said they'd meet up. There's only one person there.. who proceeds to send the kid on a journey through the ruins.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Holy hell that's a -big- playing area. #FluffyPlaysBastionOn his walkabout, kid sees things he'd never usually see. Like great, open areas.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Yes there -is- a prize for shooting up all the stabweed: Kid retains his sanity. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid retrieves a gleaming blue mineral piece. After returning to the Bastion, he goes off in search of another. Because you always need more. He shoots up stabweed, just to see if there's anything lurking within.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
my roflknief goes sliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslice #FluffyPlaysBastionThen the kid stumbles on another item. A machete, dropped in the chaos, he supposes. He clears more stabweed with it.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"We have to go." #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds more blue mineral, fights his way through more hordes. He sees petrified people, turned to stone. He's still struggling to come to terms with the scale of what happened. Then he spies someone. Someone alive. Kid runs over.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Scrap Musket get :D #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds a survivor, Zulf, leaves him with me. Kid runs off to find more mineral shards, finding a sheriff's musket on his way.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Already bonding nicely with the Scrap Musket <3 #FluffyPlaysBastionPerfect for clearing windbags, or so he tells me.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Welcome to Left 4 Dead. Except that you're the only one doing the fighting. #FluffyPlaysBastionSo many mindless creatures roam these ruins. Kid doesn't like it, but he's got his arsenal, he can deal with them. But sometimes, it gets a bit lonely, all this fighting alone.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"Hense: Goddess of Pain and Pleasure" When did Slaanesh manifest into the world of Bastion? Hmmmmm.. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds a temple, a pantheon to the gods of this world. He muses over their domains..
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Massive pin-firing pincushions: check. #wut #FluffyPlaysBastionAnd then gets greeted by more wildlife. He dispatches them easily enough.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Note to self: stop getting Kid thrown over the edge so often. #FluffyPlaysBastionOut in an uncertain world, with bits of the world floating around waiting for someone to piece them back together, it's slippery. Hard to maintain one's footing, and the kid.. well, he slips a lot.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Kid's having a bad acid trip right now.. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds a moment's serenity in a dangerous world, lured away by his fatigue..
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
That was one hell of an acid trip, Kid. #FluffyPlaysBastionAfter he comes to, he brings back someone though. Zia, she called herself. Pretty musical instrument she's got there.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Anklegator eggs huh.. does that mean I get to raise one? Pretty please, game? :3 #FluffyPlaysBastionHe presses onward, fighting a burrowing creature with a mouth as long as he's tall. Kid rolls and dodges, picking off the creature and one of her eggs in the process. Kid wonders if he could raise it.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Dammit. If this was an Ironman run, it would be over. #FluffyPlaysBastionAnd just like that, the kid finds himself having too much to handle.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
From restoring a bastion of hope, to finding shards of a broken monument. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid pushes on, undeterred by one slip-up. But he comes back to find that Zulf decamped, wrecking most of the Bastion. Kid's got more work to do now..
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Dammit, Kid's not a messenger. #FluffyPlaysBastionHe pushes on through the wildlife, cleaving them in twain, sundering them. Then he sees another human, who hands him a letter. Before he can ask anything, he's seeing stars instead..
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Finally, a flamethrower-ish weapon. CLEANSE PURGE KILL #FluffyPlaysBastionKid wakes up, letter in hand. He heads back to the Bastion to read it, so that he knows where to go next - a scorched wasteland, where he finds a tool.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"Playing with the Cauldron's fires became an addiction." Pyromaniac Kid keeps torching spiky bushes. #FluffyPlaysBastionOh yes, now that kid's packing a lot more heat than he used to, he'd like to unleash it.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
So.. many.. untorchable.. trees.. D: #FluffyPlaysBastionBut of course, kid can't burn what's already burnt to cinders.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Hiding strong enemies in a bush? NOT COOL GAME, NOT COOL #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds that life gets nastier the further one goes from paradise.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Nawwwww my own "lifetime supply" of protective Windbags :3 #FluffyPlaysBastionHe travels further and further, deeper and deeper into uncharted territory, making new allies.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Burn and repeat. Set mortar and repeat. #FluffyPlaysBastionAway from his port in the storm, he finds a ship's mortar. Could come in handy, he muses.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Oh so -this- is how you repay me for pulling you out of that wasteland, Zulf? SO BE IT #FluffyPlaysBastionThen he meets Zulf. Again. Kid seems calm, but a fire rages within.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Acid trip, or all out war? This tale is more interesting than it seemed. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid barely escapes Zulf's army. He comes back, torn and shot up, but still alive. Knocks himself out on his bedroll almost immediately. Twisted dreams and tangled memories, they haunt him.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Really.. a massive direct impact rocket launcher.. really.. #FluffyPlaysBastionWhen he wakes from his nap, I hand him his final assignment: get Zulf. I send the kid on his way with a little present.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Are you serious, 2 counters in a row.. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid's still learning to use that launcher, it's easier to block its shots than it seems. But he masters it quite fast.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"The answer is, I dunno." Dammit Rucks. #FluffyPlaysBastionAll this while, I'm telling Zia a story. The story of how this mess began. There are things I still don't know.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
That is one sweet battering ram. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finds a massive pillar. Zulf ain't gonna like what's coming for him. Neither do the rest of his countrymen, when faced with the kid's rage.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
"I don't think we can go back.. but I suppose we could go wherever we please." That's the plan Rucks, that's the plan. #FluffyPlaysBastionKid finally gets back to the Bastion, dragging a blue spike behind him. He's gotta make a choice now. The past, or the future?
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Closing comments:
8 hour run to finish #FluffyPlaysBastion. And that's only unlocking 1 ending :3It's not too bad for a single player campaign, I suppose.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 13, 2013
Hmmm so Zulf and Zia both get theme songs, but Rucks doesn't? Interesting.
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 14, 2013
Bastion OST is hauntingly good, either way :3Some thoughts on the music title choices. I still wonder why Rucks doesn't get a theme song..
— Your High Fluffiness (@Kyp_Lim) July 14, 2013
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