Friday 22 January 2010

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If only the darned supercomputers we have now could tell us that.

Anyway back to reality for a while. Dr M has decided to say that 9/11 was staged. "If they can make Avatar, they can make anything," he said.

Well Dr M, sorry to jostle your brain, but you had a heart attack. Your family decided to bring you here to the States for expert medical treatment. Unfortunately you were slipping into a vegetative state, so we had to pull your brain out, transferring it into a vat. Everything you've heard so far is a fantasy, cooked up by one of our major supercomputers. Hmm? Did you say something? Oh yes, we definitely staged 9/11. Someone had to put the Muslims in their place after all.

Sarcasm wins when people start spouting their brand of nonsense.

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